An interview!!! Of ME!!
I know you're as excited as I am, I can feel it!Darling Kat is back
(from outer space, like a disco queen)
and she was kind enough to interview me, upon my request.
It's a meme sort of thing, so I may ask for volunteers to be interviewed next...
yes, I will.
please leave me a comment stating your desire to be interviewed and I will email you some questions.
1. Who did you have your first, little girl super duper secret crush on, and what was he (or she) like?
FUNNY. Yes, it was definitely a boy. And if we’re talking FIRST EVER, it was in second grade. His name was Anthony, and he was in first grade (but we shared a teacher; a split class). I don’t have any idea what he was like—I was the shyest little flower in the school. He was cute—and remained so throughout high school; I’m assuming he still is, but you never know! He was nice enough, not a braggy/bully type of kid.
2. Which classic, timeless, critically acclaimed book or movie do you find mind-numbingly boring?
Hmm….that’s a tough one. I enjoy most of the books that others find boring, but I bet I could come up with one if I looked at a list—with my memory being what it is these days (non-existent), I really can’t think of one. A movie, though, that’s a little easier. “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.” Ok, so it’s not exactly “critically acclaimed,” but it was acclaimed by teenagers…Ok, just checked a list of books—most of them evoked fond memories, but then I remembered: Jack Kerouc’s “On the Road” did NOT have the effect on me that I thought it would. It was very “blah”.
3. Have you ever said anything so totally stupid that you wished you could just cram it back into your mouth? If so, what was it? If not, hell, make something up.
Oh, gods yes! I’m a long-time sufferer of Foot In Mouth Disease. Gah. I think the worst/most memorable was at my guy friend’s wedding when he introduced me to his new mother-in-law. The woman was obviously quite old, or at least had NOT aged well, and I said—slightly drunk from the wine SHE paid for!!—“You two could be sisters!” And worse? I said it with a touch of sarcasm!!!!!! Oh, fuck. That was bad. I was juuust buzzed enough to not realize how bad it was until later, but then again, that whole wedding was the embarrassment of my life. God.
4. What is the most naughty you've been in a public place? Details, please!
Oh, come on! This is ME!!!! I’ve already spilled all my darkest secrets (which is why I am so impressed by the awesomeness of your questions!). Hmm…I think sex in an elevator on Mormon-owned BYU campus would be the naughtiest, but it wasn’t terribly public—it was Valentine’s Day, which happened to be a Friday or Saturday and it was about 8 or 9pm. In other words: the place was deserted.
I asked Andrea this one too, but I like it so you're getting it too. ;o)
5. Pretend you have the ability to talk to people without having to actually speak - thought projection. No one would know the messages were coming from you, so speak (or project) freely. What sorts of things would you be tempted to say?
I would try to use my God-like skills to make the world a better place, honestly. I mean, ok, maybe the random hot guy would get “You want to fuck that girl, don’t you? Yes, that one—the one with the black curls and the pierced nose. She is AMAZING in bed, so disregard your personal level of attraction. Start out with lots of kissing.” But…on the whole, it would be more along the lines of, “Ignore what your mother just said about the size of your ass; she’s just jealous of your youth.” I would tell people what they needed to hear—but not always what they wanted to hear. Difficult truths, etc.
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So here are the rules of this little game:
DIRECTIONS FOR THE INTERVIEW MEME
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions (or share here in the Comments section).
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
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