Today I am feeling reckless
Perhaps it is because today is a day with a black mark on it,a day I've been fearing since January 12th.
Or maybe it's the result of an afternoon too full of sun and too empty of beer.
I got so bored at the pool that I took pictures...
Hello, friend!
Hell-oooooo, friend(s)! *wink*
(I took about 10 of these...and then wanted to text them to random people and see if they could guess what the picture was of--the original picture is a sideways view, so it is harder to tell what you're looking at...)
Leggo my eggo, bitch!
And now I'm home and I'm sunkissed and content.
But I also just feel like pissing into the wind, or running with scissors--
riding bareback.
Eh.
It is so easy to make resolutions when there is no one to hear them spoken.
I make decisions all the time and don't follow through, but this is it.
I'm doing it.
I'm feeling so reckless I'm thiiiiiiis close to spouting off the exact details of the shitstorm I'm navigating right now.
but I won't.
It's probably fairly obvious from my wacko posts that I've been having some marital issues, but I'll leave it at that for now.
Let's hope that the twelfth of every 5th month ISN'T the end of my world, m'kay?
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And on a happier note--
The most darling man (topping my list of sexiest older men for a while now) has taken my challenge to see which of us can get back in shape first!
If any of you want to join us, just speak up.
That man is goin' DOWN!!!
(not like that, Jerry. PERVERT!)
Heh.
Ok, like that...but just ONCE--we have weight to lose here, mister!
You know, that gives me an idea.
Why don't they have Sex For Weight Loss clinics?
They could be fully stocked with porn stars and condoms and you just have to weigh in every day;
as long as you're losing weight you stay.
The deal would be that the porn stars would be required to make you do all the work.
Bingo--weight loss!
Hmm...I think I'll apply for a small business loan...
heh.
Well, my new house is significantly closer to the Nevada border, ya know.
I bet they allow shit like that.
In any case--
the great Get-Back-In-Shape-A-Thon is on!!!! |
posted by Bored Housewife at
8:28 PM
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